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"This is Father's Day, not Father Issues Day."
"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
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For Today's Dad
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"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."
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'Are you saying my kid's a liar'
"Don't remind him it's Father's Day."
The Monster Pauses in His Rampage to Send Dr. Frankenstein a Greeting Card
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'Attendance is always down the week after Father's Day. They all get golf balls.'
Father's Day in the penguin world.
'Tomorrow's Father's Day. Do you have any money?'
'That's what I'm getting my dad for Father's Day. He lost his in the stock market.'
The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!
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"Mom, dad. . . I just wanna thank you for your contribution of DNA."
My dad is the bravest.
Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day
"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."
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"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"
Father's Day - Tie featuring list of Jobs to do.
Caveman tools. Cordless tools.
'Your dad might be stronger, but my dad's smarter.'
'My children are very realistic.'
"Sure, you have a father. It's just that when you were born, I decided to stay at home and he decided to stay at work."
'We'll fill in the blank after we hear what you have in mind for our summer vacation.'
"I just love father's day!"
Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.