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"It's my parents, for God's sake, Sid. Stand up straight!"
"Got things worked out with that new son in law yet?"
WHEN MANNERS COUNTED'Dad, Nigel would like to apologize."
"Your mother can't come this weekend. We've rented the place out for a wedding."
'I know that right now I don't have too much to offer to your daughter, but I promise you that in a few million years my fossilized remains will cost more than one hundred dollars a barrel.'
'It's strange that you should ask for my daughter's hand. Only this morning she told me she wants to give you the elbow.'
"Let me get this straight ... you're a lawyer and a priest ... so you're a father in law?"