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Researchers at the National Nutrition Institute study whether or not food really does go directly to our thighs.
Before and After.
'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'
New weight loss pills.
Beware of the fat tax!
'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'
'DIET? EXERCISE?... Can't you just OPERATE?'
'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'
"Hungry?" "I could force something down."
'He needs to be on a strict diet of genetically engineered low-fat mice.'
'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'
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'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'
Rock and Roll.
'Do these genes make me look fat??'
'You look emaciated. I'm putting you on a high-fat diet.'
'This chocolate bar is full of fruit and nuts.'
'I think it's time you stopped bigging yourself up.'
The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.
'Calories!.. I am here!'
Lose 20lbs. by Thanksgiving.
'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'
'Be honest - do you think spots make me look fat?'
'I'm sorry, Ms. Beegley, but I can't surgically remove yesterday's chocolate birthday cake.'