Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Actual vs. imagined response.
Missing The Problem
Voting, a better system: In any election, you should always vote for the fattest candidate. In evolutionary and biological terms, the fattest are the most successful in utilization of scarce resources. We clearly need their expertise.
'Stan here is a true believer in Spencer's evolutionary theory of 'survival of the fattest'...!'
American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.
'Hello, Pedro. Oops!... Looks like you've put on a couple of pounds.'
'Trust me, I don't need to weigh you. You're not the world's fattest man.'
'All these years you thought it was survival of the fattest?'
'Harold, I think you misunderstand -- it's not 'survival of the FATTEST'.'