Fatties Cartoons and Comics

Everyone's heard of the stairway to heaven, but most people don't know it was actually built to keep the fatties out.

Northeast Diet Center.

It's time people too some personal responsibility for getting their stomachs stapled.

"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it."

'Ooh! On our left are the 'Big Five' - a hippie, a yuppie, a junkie, a fatty and a queen!'

"Does it make my sacrum look big?"

"Behind every great man there is a great woman."

Obese Man on Scales

Stick insect's Body Mass Index

'Looks like the band's width has increased over the years.'

Over Eater's Anonymous.

Fat fortune teller places a placard outside her tent; 'Medium'.

A man stands on the talking scale - 'One at a time please!'

Studies show that fat people achieve the 'genius' figure of 10,000 hours knife and for experience some 3.6 yrs earlier than non-fatties.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? - He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? - He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'Who was it that said 'no man is an island'?'

'This will a short meeting on the company's ‘Lose Weight' campaign. Ed can't hold his belly in for more than 9 minutes.'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Senate Ethics Committee - No Fatties!

Senate ethics committee - no fatties!

'If you promise not to laugh, I'll tell you how I'm doing on my diet.'

'By the way, Mister Hedges, did you see 'Pot Black' last night?'

'You won't get ME under a car!'