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Satan Fast Food
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"Keep it open."
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"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'
"I'm moving to France to not get fat."
"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
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Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook
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"Welcome to America, bitch."
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"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."
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'Oh yeah...a diet soda, too.'
A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'
"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."
"I'm looking at your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!"
Street Food Vendors
'Felder, I'd like a woman's opinion. Why isn't this selling?'
"I'm afraid that eating 12 varieties of pizza doesn't constitute a 'varied' diet."
"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.
First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service
'I've taken the liberty of deep-frying the check for you.'
REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.
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"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."
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Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.
The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.
'Our kids always whine about what's for dinner, so we finally had a food court installed.'