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"I've told you again and again, don't tell people about the time we had mauve wall paper."
Tags:faux pas, faux-pas, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassments, mauve, wall paper, wall-paper, wallpaper, small talk, small-talk, party, parties, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, making small talk, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, trend, trends, trendiness
"According to this facial recognition software, the girl you didn't remember at last week's Happy Hour is 'Laura'."
"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?"
"Ha haaa! That's funny. . . I'm ruined."
"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"
Tags:party animal, party animals, party, parties, chandelier, chandeliers, partier, partiers, partying, cocktail party, faux pas, faux-pas, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, embarrassed, wild party, wild parties, boring, bored, cocktail party, dinner party, dinner parties, cocktail parties
Too Much Coffee Man
Tags:bad manners, rude, rudeness, impolite, dog walker, dog walkers, collar of cone, collar, collars, dog collar, dog collars, temptations, overindulge, overindulging, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, itch, itches, itching, itching, groin, groins, etiquette, itchy, faux pas, faux-pas
"Dad. How did you survive? You said you'd die of boredom the next time the Grunwalds came over!"
"You must have hay for brains if you think that scarf goes with that hat."
"That was a shoe squeak!"
Tags:farts, gas, flatulation, flatulence, passing wind, gassy, faux pas, faux-pas, bad manners, rude, rudeness, flatulent, flarted, digestive problems, stomach problems, digestive problem, stomach problem, oap, oaps, old-age, old age, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, reynolds unwrapped
Adam has humanity's first 'I know that person, but I can't remember their name' experience."
"I should have ordered a salad."
Tags:snake, snakes, date, dates, awkward moment, awkward moments, faux pas, faux-pas, table manners, table etiquette, bad manners, manners, good manners, reptile, reptiles, good impression, good impressions, bad impression, bad impressions, first date, first dates, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends
'This is a bit awkward, but we'll have the chicken.'
'Ugh, isn't this elevator music the worst?'
"Lady Blanchford appears to be having a bad wig day."
Tags:fashions, fashion faux pas, faux-pas, faux pas, stylist, stylists, style, styles, fads, trend, bad hair day, wig, wigs, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, coiffure, hair problem, bad hair day, ladies at court, courtier, courtiers, fashion etiquette, lady of the manor, lady-in-waiting, ladies-in-waiting
"It's serious, congressman. You have foot-in-mouth disease."
Tags:propaganda, politician, politicians, political scandal, political scandals, foot in mouth, foot-in-mouth, propagandist, propagandists, faux pas, faux-pas, political career, political careers, political speech, political speeches, political gaffe, political gaffes, spin doctor, spin doctors, political spin, political spins
"I'm very sorry, but you can't have the Chianti. White wine goes with poultry."
Tags:wine, wines, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine snob, wine snobs, wine steward, wine stewards, sommelier, sommeliers, wine menu, wine menus, wine list, wine lists, chickens, white wine, red wine, chicken, poultry, waiters, waiter, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, faux pas, faux-pas
"Next time, finish your tea before turning over the cup to check-out the mark."
'Good heavens, Henderson - they're wearing brown shoes!'
"'Deviled eggs', Here? What ARE you, some kinda NUT?!"
'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'
"Please, Jeff. No one shows his abs after Labor Day."
Phil's last day at work
Tags:tiger, tigers, lions, zookeeper, zookeepers, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, zoo-keeper, zoo-keepers, faux-pas, lion, zoo, faux pas, mistake, awkward, ominous, whoa, careless, health, safety, animals, status, insult, dis, disrespect, respect, title, honour, honor, dishonor, treatment, last day, last mistake
"But if you put your foot in your mouth, our rates automatically double."
Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.
Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.