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"Look at you! Breaking out the good sweatpants today."
Tags:marriage, married, marrying, married life, argument, arguing, argue, argues, husband, wife, date, date night, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, faux pas, sweat, pants, sweat pants, sweatpants, casual, dress code, dress, code, pants, trousers, wrong trousers, honey, moon, honey moon period, honeymoon period
"You missed a belt loop."
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News
Tags:alum, alums, alumni, alumnae, chance encounter, chance encounters, old friend, old friends, college friend, college friends, art school, art schools, visual arts, visual arts major, visual arts majors, faux pas, cringe, cringes, cringing, awkward, awkward scenario, awkward scenarios, awkward scene, awkward scenes, copywriter, copywriters, writing copy, copy, advertising agency, advertising agencies, career, careers, success, successes, successful, compare, compares, comparing, comparison, comparisons, waitress, waitresses, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures
"As if your first clapping faux pas wasn't egregious enough."
Tags:concert, concerts, music concert, music concerts, orchestra, orchestras, audience, audiences, muscian, musicians, conductor, conductor, audience expectations, expectation, expectations, unwritten rule, unwritten rules, faux pas, blunder, blunders, high-culture, low-culture, pretentious, pretention, pretentiousness
"Does this dress make me look Republican?"
Tags:conservative, conservatives, conservative dress, republican, republicans, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, black dress, black dresses, faux pas, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, insecure, insecurity, democrat, democrats, democratic, liberal, liberals, liberal elite, liberal elites, limousine liberal, limousine liberals
"I think it's his beeper."
Tags:beeper, beepers, pager, pagers, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, ring, rings, ringing, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, wireless, signal, signals, faux pas, beeping, noise, noises, sound, sounds, funeral, funerals, funeral home, funeral homes, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, wake, wakes, dead, dead body, dead bodies
"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."
Tags:gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, drunk, drunks, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, intolerant, intolerance, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, red wine, wine, wines, eating out, rude, rudeness, bad manners, faux pas, attitude problem, attitude problems, bigot, bigoted, bigots, hypersensitive, hypersensitivity
"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."
Tags:cummerbund, cummerbunds, underpants, underwear, cocktail party, cocktail parties, badly-dressed, bad dresser, bad dressers, formal, formal party, formalwear, faux pas, formal wear, upper class, polite society, elite, elites, fashion faux pas, style, stylish, stylishness, trashy, tacky, tackiness
The Origins of Everything
Tags:science, scientist, scientists, physics, physicist, physicists, cooking, cooked, doughnut theory, donut theory, souffle, souffles, cook, faux pas, big bang, universe, string theory, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists, origin, big bangs, big bang theory, theory, theories, sciences, teacher, teachers, taught, theatre, theater, despair, eternal, existential
"In the future, don't kiss babies while they're breast-feeding."
Tags:politician, politicans, cliche, cliches, kissing babies, kiss babies, kisses babies, breastfeed, breastfeeds, breastfeeding, breast-feed, breast-feeds, breast-feeding, faux pas, voter, voters, voting, voter outreach, outreaches, outreaching, rally, rallies, campaign rally, campaign rallies, voting public, opportunist, opportunists, crooked politician, crooked politicians
He replied all.
Tags:reply all, reply all button, accident, accidents, accidental, email, email chain, email chains, e-mail, e-mail chain, faux pas, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, corporate culture, work email, work emails, corporation, corporations, burn at the stake, burns at the stake, execute, executes, executing, heretic, heretics, pariah, pariahs, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, burn the witch, nuisance, nuisances, overreaction, overreactions, overreact, overreacting, annoying, mistake, mistakes, common mistake, common mistakes
Tags:mint, mints, psychotherapy, psychotherapist, psychotherapists, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychology, psychologists, psychologist, therapy session, therapy sessions, session, sessions, after-dinner mint, after dinner mints, jarring, jarred, surprise, faux pas, inappropriate
"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
Tags:couple, couples, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, name, names, forget, forgets, forgetting, faux pas, similar, similarity, confuse, confusing, confuses, confusion, memory, bad memory, forgettable, small talk, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, mutual friend, mutual friends, friendship, friendships
A man walks into a modern art museum, where a painting matches his shirt.
Tags:shirt, shirts, art, art museum, art museums, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, abstract, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, fan, fans, faux pas, coordinate, coordinated, color coordinated, colour-coordinated, color coordination, colour-coordination, t-shirt, t-shirts, artist, artists, artistry, coincidence, coincidence, coincidental, color combination, color combinations, colour combination, colour combinations
"Thanks for sharing with us, Steve, the interesting spin you've managed to put on your recent four-hundred-billion-dollar faux pas."
Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?
Tags:fashions, fashion, fashionable, faux pas, fashion faux pas, tie, ties, crazy tie, crazy ties, loud, loud tie, ridiculous, gaudy, wide, men's fashion, men's, mens fashion, fashion for men, for men, cry for help, signs, signal, signals, signalling, signalled, insecurity, insecure, business casual, business wear, men's wear, mens wear, cry, help
"I've told you again and again, don't tell people about the time we had mauve wall paper."
Tags:faux pas, faux-pas, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassments, mauve, wall paper, wall-paper, wallpaper, small talk, small-talk, party, parties, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, making small talk, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, trend, trends, trendiness
A number of runners run through police tape.
Tags:police tape, run, runs, running, runner, runners, racer, racers, racing, finish line, finishing line, finishing lines, murder, murders, murdering, crime scene, crime scenes, caution tape, caution, caution sign, caution signs, first past the post, past the post, faux pas, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, accident, accidents, accidental
"I love it when Edward shoots from the hip."
Tags:shoot from the hit, shooting from the hip, shoots from the hip, social faux pas, faux pas, putting your foot in in, wind up merchant, wind up merchants, careless, thoughtless, tactless, lack of tack, inconsiderate, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, love, flaw, flaws, character flaw, character flaws, party, parties
A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt
Tags:tuxedo, tuxedos, tuxedo shirt, tuxedo shirt, t-shirt, t-shirts, tuxedo t-shirt, tuxedo t-shirts, tacky, tackiness, fashion faux pas, faux pas, fashion don't, outfit, outfits, unprofessional, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, instructions, guide, guides, fashionista, fashionistas, ironic, hipster, hipsters, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, classy, classless
"I found your other shoulder pad."
Tags:suit, suits, suited, shoulder, shoulders, broad shoulders, shoulderpad, shoulder pad, shoulder pads, shoulder pads, lop, lopside, lopsided, tailor, tailoring, stuff, stuffing, bra stuffing, business, business like, business men, business man, businessmen, businessman, dress, dress code, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fashion police, fashion faux pas, faux pas, awkward, awkward moment, awkwardly, visual gag, cringe, sight gag
"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
Tags:crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivity
"The fact that you've rolled up your sleeves since our last talk has been noted, Parminger. However, there's still something I'd like to discuss with you."
Tags:roll up your sleeves, rolling up your sleeves, faux pas, fashion faux pas, fashion no-no, fashion dos, fashion don'ts, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, pep talk, pep talks, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, motivate, motivates, motivating, manager, managers, management
"I think what it finally comes down to is that I can not do business with skinny leather ties!"
Tags:tie, ties, leather tie, leather ties, tacky, tackiness, faux pas, fashion faux pas, snob, snobs, fashion snob, fashion snobs, business dress, men's fashion, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, dress code, dress codes, attire, upper class, upper classes, elitist, elitists, business elite, business elites, boys club, boys clubs, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections
"Women kiss women good night. Men kiss women good night. But men do not kiss men good night – especially in Armonk."
Tags:social mores, social faux pas, faux pas, social conventions, conventions, social norms, norms, rules, unwritten rules, greetings, goodbyes, armock, conservative neighbourhoods, conservative neighborhoods, gender norms, social expectations, gender expectations, dinner party, dinner parties, middle class, middle class america