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"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."
Tags:vow, vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, personal vow, personal vows, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, 'til death do us part, depressing, depression, depression, dark, sickness, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, groom, grooms, minister, ministers, request, requests, requesting, marriage vow, marriage vows, priest, priests, favor, favors, favour, favours, ask a favor, asking a favor
"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, manger, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, employee, employees, worker, workers, fired, firing, laying off, laid off, unemployed, employment, unemployment, clown, clowns, pratfall, pratfalls, fall, falls, falling, favour, favours, favor, favors, unhappy, sad, crying, office, offices, office life, embarrassing, last
"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, turning into my father, turning into my mother, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, family issues, family problems, favor, favors, favour, favours, do me a favor, do me a favour, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, change, changes, changing, turning into someone else
"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
Tags:tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations
"Gentlemen, this has materially changed the way we grease palms."
Tags:board, board meeting, board meetings, men, gentlemen, corporate, corporation, corporations, materially, considerable, considerably, significant, significance, significantly, grease palms, grease someone's palm, offer, offers, exchange, exchanges, favour, favor, favours, favors, bribe, bribes, bribing, corrupt, fraud, fraudsters, change, changes, changed, changing
'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'
"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."
Tags:dog, dogs, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, sirloin, braised sirloin, steak, steaks, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, chore, chores, clear the table, clearing the table, self-interest, self-interested, favor, favors, favour, favours, wash dishes, washes dishes, washing dishes
"Will you buy us booze?"
"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"
Tags:dog, dogs, howl, howls, howling, moon, moons, distraction, distractions, distracting, harmony, harmonies, harmonize, harmonizes, harmonizing, harmonise, harmonises, harmonising, favor, favors, serenade, serenades, serenading, seduce, seduces, seducing, seduction, seductions, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, guitar player, guitar players
"Remember, I'm only doing this one time. After that, you give me the negatives, leave town, and I never have to look at your ugly puss again!!"
Tags:wolf, wolves, wolf in sheep's clothing, wolves in sheep's clothing, disguise, disguises, disguising, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, favor, favors, favour, favours, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, sneaky, sneakiness, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, compromising photo, compromising photos, compromising photograph, compromising photographs, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals, benedict arnold
'Will you be using your fishing rod today? Yes, I most certainly will be. Good, may I borrow your mower then?'
"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"
Tags:ancient greece, ancient rome, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, family, families, family portrait, family portraits, tourism, tourist, tourists, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, quick photo, quick photograph, camera, cameras, sculpt, marble, carve, carving, sightseeing, sightseer, sightseers, favour, favor, favours, favors, ancient vs. modern, modern life, past vs. present
"...until death do you a favor."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, nagging, suffering, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vow, wedding vows, vow, vows, bride, brides, groom, grooms, death, until death do us part, favor, favors, favour, favours, relief, relived, escape, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, minister, ministers, clergyman, clergymen
"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
Tags:thief, thieves, mug, mugs, mugging, muggings, mugged, platinum, platinum card, platinum cards, travel, travels, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, miles, mugger, muggers, favor, favors, favour, favours, do a favor, doing a favor, do a favour, doing a favour, credit, credit card, credit cards, credit rating, credit ratings, charge, charges, charge card, charge cards
"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."
"I have an enormous favor to ask you."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, favor, favors, favours, favour, asking a favor, asking a favours, kennel, kennels, dog kennel, dog kennels, cone, cones, dog cones, dog cone, flea collar, flea collars, friend in need, cone of shame, the cone of shame, recovery collar recovery collars, injury, injured, injuries, help, helping, good friends, good friend, close friends, close friend
"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, houseplant, houseplants, plant, plants, flower, flowers, gardener, gardeners, gardening, garden, gardens, babysitting, babysitter, babysitters, house sitting, house sitter, house sitters, favour, favours, favor, favors, pet sitting, pet sitter, pet sitters
'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'
"Every Thursday I do her nails."
"I thought 'friends with benefits' meant being able to borrow each other's cars."
"I'll be right back- can you watch my Large Hadron Collider?"
Tags:lhc, the lhc, large hadron collider, laptop, laptops, coffee shop, coffee shops, cafe, cafes, e worker, e workers, eworker, eworkers, remote worker, remote workers, remote working, favour, favours, favor, favors, cern, physicist, physicists, higgs boson, particle collider, particle colliders, toilet break, toilet breaks, personal break, personal breaks, comfort break, comfort breaks, pet, pets
"Stop your complaining. You owe me."
"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."
Tags:chase sticks, chases sticks, chasing sticks, throw sticks, throws sticks, throwing sticks, favor, favors, favour, favours, walk, walks, dog walk, dog walks, dog walking, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, humoring you, humor you, humors you, humouring you, enjoyment
'Since tax laws favor marrieds, I decided to give it a shot.'