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Satan Fast Food
Tags:fast food, unhealthy food, unhealthy foods, bad for you, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, fatty, fatty food, fatty foods, calorie, calories, calorie counting, calorie counter, calorie counters, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, tempt, tempts, temptations, tempting, satan, demon, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
Tags:guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, kid, kids, witch, witches, wicked witch, wicked witches, villain, villains, bad guy, bad guys, baddie, baddies, fairy tale, fairy tales, hansel and gretel, cholesterol, high cholesterol, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, nutrition advice, dietitian, dietitians, diet, diets, dieting, fatty food, fatty foods, health food, health foods, cannibalism, warn, warns, warning, warnings, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, bad habit, bad habits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods
"Is the Christian pious?"
Tags:lion, lions, feed to the lions, fed to the lions, christian, christians, martyr, martyrs, martyred, saint, saints, order, orders, ordering, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, bible, bible story, bible stories, gladiator, gladiators, arena, arenas, pious, piety, faithful, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, persecute, persecutes, persecution, waiter, waiters, eat out, eats out, eating out
"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."
"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, marooned, maroon, limited options, fish, fishes, life questions, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, seafood, dining, strand, stranded, diet, eat, eating, eat habits, dieting, isolate, isolated, blind, blindness, unaware
"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
Tags:tuna, tunafish, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, chief executive, chief executives, promotion, promotions, promoted, colleague, colleagues, new boss, new bosses, favor, favors, reward, rewards, rewarding, favour, favours, hierarchy, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, manager, managers, management, newly promoted, litter box, litter boxes, corporation, corporations
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Tags:fountain of youth, bacon, bacon lover, bacon lovers, junk food, unhealthy food, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eater, healthy eaters, long life, long lives, meat, meat eater, meat eaters, indecision, indecisive, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptations, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, processed food, processed foods, nitrate, nitrates, nitrite, nitrites
"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."
Tags:bagel, bagels, street food, blueberry bagel, blueberry bagels, fruit bagel, fruit bagels, political campaign, political campaigns, political candidate, political candidates, politician, politicians, east coast, west coasts, popularity, opinion poll, opinion polls, voter, voters, voting, electoral campaign, electoral campaigns, favorite food, favorite bagel, favorite bagels, favourite food, favourite bagel, favourite bagels
"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."
Tags:broccoli, temptations, tempting, tempted, rabbit, rabbits, hansel, gretel, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, lure, lures, ambush, ambushes, candy, candies, sweet, sweets, vegetable, vegetables, veg, favourite food, favorite food, wicked witch, wicked witches
"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."
Tags:dog, dogs, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, sirloin, braised sirloin, steak, steaks, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, chore, chores, clear the table, clearing the table, self-interest, self-interested, favor, favors, favour, favours, wash dishes, washes dishes, washing dishes
"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."
"I know! I know! Biscuits! I'm on it!"
Tags:reminder, reminders, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery, groceries, grocery list, grocery lists, supermarket, supermarkets, supermarket trip, supermarket trips, biscuit, biscuits, snack, snacks, dog biscuit, dog biscuits, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet food, dog food, dog foods, store trip, store trips, nag, nags, nagging
Sissy Sheffield's Love Affair with Cinnamon Toast
Tags:toast, cinnamon toast, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast food, breakfast foods, guilty, guilty pleasure, unhealthy food, rebel, rebels, rebellious, rebellion, love, love affair, love affairs, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, diet, diets, break your diet, breaking your diet
'I love peanuts!'
"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
Tags:meatloaf, meatloafs, pregnancy, pregnancies, expectant mother, expectant mothers, kick, kicks, baby, babies, kicking baby, overindulge, overindulging, gut, guts, belly, bellies, overeat, overeating, overeats, over-eat, over-eats, over-eating, favourite food, favorite food, obesity, obese, fat, fatness
Happy birthday to the purrfect pussy cat.
Food of the Demigods
Tags:demigod, demigods, good food, nice food, easy food, convenience food, food of the gods, mediocre, mediocrity, average, omelette, omelettes, macaroni, raisin toast, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, minor deity, minor deities, immortal, immortals, lazy, laziness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
Tags:cream of asparagus, soup, soups, cook, cooks, cooking, overexcited, overexcitement, overexcite, overexcites, overexciting, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, witch, witches, witchcraft, spell, spells, magic spell, magic spells, cauldron, cauldrons, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, recipe, recipes
"I'd like to order off the children's menu."
Tags:last meal, last meal, condemned man, condemned, prisoner, prisoner, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, childrens menu, childrens menus, kids menu, kids menus, childrens food, kids food, childrens meal, kids meal, meal, meals, favourite meal, favourite food, comfort food, childish, taste, lack of taste, sophisticated palate, unsophisticated palate, death, death penalty, death row, capital punishment, food snob, food snobs
"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."
Tags:peanuts, make peanuts, making peanuts, low wage, low wages, wage, wages, value, valued, elephant, elephants, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, good deal, good deals, bad deal, bad deals, deal, deals, negotiate, negotiates, negotiation, negotiations, perspective, perspectives, earnings, currency, currencies
Is that all I am to you, Brad? A Free Meal?"
Tags:opportunistic, baboon, baboons, eating, eating out, dining out, monkey, monkeys, animal rituals, hygiene, hygienics, groom, grooming, health, snacks, tidbits, snacking, brunch, foodie, foodies, favorite food, favorite food, favourite food, favourite foods, grooms, bug, bugs, nurturer, relationship, relationships
"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."
"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."
Sorry, All Out Of Toilet Water: 'Forget it. Let's go somewhere else.'