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'Doctors scare me.'
'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'
"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
Tags:flight, flights, cockpit, cockpits, pilot, pilots, engineer, engineers, engine drive, engine drivers, train driver, train drivers, train, trains, conductor, conductors, captain, captains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, ominous, worry, worries, fear, fears
Annual fear of failure marathon.
"For God's sake, Parker, show some guts and stand up to them!"
Tags:insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, bully, bullies, bullying, bullied, explore, explores, exploration, explorer, explorers, exploring, butterfly, butterflies, moth, moths, lepidopterist, lepidoptery, lepidopterists, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, entomophobia, phobic, giant bug, giant bugs, giant insect, giant insects, monster, monsters
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
"We've heard the rumors, ma'am—there's absolutely nothing to them."
Tags:rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, monster, monsters, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, alien, aliens, abduct, abducts, abduction, abductions, mislead, misleads, misleads, paranoia, paranoid, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, refute, refutes, refuting, refutation, refutations
"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"
"It's...it's...learning to appear vaguely Presidential!"
Tags:trump, president trump, president donald trump, presidential, behavior, behaviour, behaving, professional, professionalism, fear, fears, liberal, liberals, democrat, democrats, democratic, reelection, reelection chances, reelect, reelects, reelecting, re-elect, re-elects, re-election, re-electing, second term, second terms, two-term, appearance, fake, fakes, faking, republican, republicans, conservative, conservatives, never trump, #nevertrump, nevertrump
"Don't worry—I had one of those when I was a kid, but eventually he just drifted away."
Tags:lovecraftian, cosmic, cosmic entity, cosmic horror, cosmic horrors, monster, monsters, monstrous, child, kid, kids, monster under the bed, real, reality, realistic, really there, monster in the closet, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, fathers and sons, parent, parents, parental, parenting, relating, comfort, comforting, comforts, tentacle, tentacles, fear, fears, afraid, afraid of the dark, fear of the dark, childhood, family, care, caring, cares, irony, ironic
J.J. Smithers: Veterinarian and Taxidermist
Tags:vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, taxidermist, taxidermists, day job, day jobs, dog owner, dog owners, phobia, phobias, vet's office, second job, second jobs, taxidermy, multitask, multitasks, fear, fears, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, vet phobia, vet phobias, professional conflict, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest
How Grandma Sees the Remote
Tags:grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, remote, remote control, remote controls, technology, technological device, newfangled, newfangled technology, newfangled technologies, luddite, luddites, confused, confusion, fear, fears, fearful, old people, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
"Judy Solomon gained nine pounds over the weekend because she ate trayf!"
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, gaining weight, putting on weight, fear, fears, worse fears, kosher, not kosher, non-kosher, trayf, treif, yiddish word, yiddish words, anchor desk, anchorman, anchormen, news, the news, news reader, newsreader, news commentator, news commentators, tv news, television news, news program, news programs, news programme, news programmes, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, jewish, judaism
"I need to pee but I'm afraid to go alone."
Tags:family life, family-life, family time, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents, toilet, toilets, phobia, phobias, fear, fears, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, bathroom, bathrooms, childish, logic, illogical, child logic, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, irrational fear, irrational fears
'Oh don't mind her, she's just deathly afraid of ugly children.'
"When did you first become aware of this imagined 'plot to get you,' Mr. Potter?"
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrist, psychiatry, paranoid, paranoia, paranoid fear, paranoid fears, paranoiac, paranoiacs, plot, plots, plot against you, plotting against you, fear, fears, worry, worries, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, victim, victims, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, justified, justification, justifications, fearful, bad guy, bad guys, out to get you
On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
Tags:childhood, childhood fear, childhood fears, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, phobic, phobics, irrational fear, irrational fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, snowsuit, snowsuits, hate, hates, pet peeve, pet peeves, annoyance, annoyances
"Hey, investor fears need calming over here, too."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, investor, investors, investment, investments, risk, risky, volatile, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, economy, bad economy, economic crisis, recession, finances, financial crisis, money, loan, loans, scared, afraid, fearful, fear, fears, calm, calming, advice, attention, attention-seeking, needy
"What about my fears?"
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pup, puppy, puppies, beware of the dog, beware of dog, warning, warnings, thought, thoughts, fear, fears, afraid, sign, signs, self image, psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, guard dog, guard dogs
'I'm not sure they appreciate your witty visual take on the consequences of 'change'.'
"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
Tags:doctor, doctors, consolation, unhelpful, medicine, medical, diagnose, diagnosis, worry, worries, patient, patients, worrying, contract, contracted, worried, not helpful, counterproductive, unprofessional, bad, bad medicine, worries, fear, fearful, fears, doctors office, prognosis, treatment, treatments
"That one? That cloud also looks like a slaughter house."
Tags:slaughter house, cow, cows, cattle, cloud spotting, cloud spotter, cloud spotters, cloud watching, cloud watcher, cloud watchers, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, phobia, phobias, fear, fears, slaughter houses, slaughterhouse, slaughterhouse, beef farm, beef farms, beef farming, cattle farm, cattle farms, cattle farming
Tags:threat level, threat levels, backpacker, backpackers, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, backpacking, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, threat rating, threat ratings, wilderness, wildernesses, geography lesson, geography lessons, geographic lesson, geographic lessons, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritation, irritations, irritating