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Thinning the Herd through Reading and Comprehension: 'All-they-can-eat Fish Feast!'
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'Uh oh, looks like the prodigal son is back: That means a feast!'
"No insults? No put-downs? No verbal abuse? Come on, guys. What kind of roast is this, anyhow?"
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"I say we move on to dessert."
Feast / Famine (sign on male/female toilet doors).
'i'd forgotten I had a dining room table in here.'
"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."
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'Alice, what's the matter now?'
Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked
"Oooooh, Thanksgiving feast? What can I bring?"
A tiny dog watches the big dogs eat meat.
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The Ekert Saga: 'Oh...I get it. Keep him away from people, right?...To stop him from gorging on a buffet of ego, malice and greed, right?'
'Bacon, lettuces, peanut butter, pickles, hot dogs, dry food, and something I didn't recognize. God I love midnight.'
"Let the epicurean feast commence."
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"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"
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Sign in Cafe says 'We put on a Thanksgiving feast' and sign in window of next door gym says 'We take it off.'
"The English language is a movable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."
'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'
Grateful for the previous four days of gifts, on the fifth day of Christmas, Wesley's true love cooked for him.
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'Hey Dad!.....I got a girl into trouble.'
'Oh, please... You call that a genocide?'