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"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."
Tags:droppings, business, businessmen, coworker, coworkers, accident, accidental, pooped, number two, feces, crap, toilet, toilets, toilet humour, toilet humor, what happens in vegas stays in vegas, what happens here stays here, confidential, secret, secretive, poop joke, poop jokes, weird, embarrassed, embarrassing, accident, accidents, toilet trained, toilet training, diaper, diapers, nappy, nappies
New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, excrement, feces, faeces, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, new york, new york city, ny, nyc
"If only we had a system of currency other than throwing feces."
Tags:vending machine, vending machines, machine, machines, technological progress, currency, currencies, cash, cashless, monkey, monkeys, primitive, primate, primates, primitiveness, feces, faeces, automated, automation, cashless society, cashless societies, barter, barters, bartering, barter system
"She's a natural!"
"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"
"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, women, men, man, woman, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed, first date, couple, couples, love, romance, romantic, plot twist, bird poop, droppings, dirty hair, bird, birds, animal, animals, feces, faeces, poo, bad hair day, insult, insulted
"Very nice work indeed. You've captured a profound sense of provenance; the excrement and its excreter in an ever-rolling circle of life. "
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, special, pooper scooper, pooper-scooper, poop scoop, poop bags, poop bag, feces, faeces, cleanup, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, picking up, special, special treatment
"Our goal is to develop killer apps for the new web paradigm, but until that goal is reached we will continue to make the best damned solid waste disposal systems on the planet."
Tags:internet, business, money, feces, toilets, startup, startups, internet startup, internet startups, paradigm, paradigms, app, apps, killer app, killer apps, application, applications, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, solid waste, waste disposal, impractical, impracticality, brave new world, mankoff
"The whole family had 'funny tummies' on holiday. I brought back the samples for you!"
Cat litter box with feces spelling out the words "Clean me".
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, litter box, litter boxes, cat pan, cat pans, catbox, catboxes, litter tray, litter trays, sandbox, sandboxes, feces, faeces, poo, cat poo, cat poop, cat feces, cat faeces, clean, clean me, cleaning, chore, chores, message, messages
"Unbelievable! Does it every time. Don't know what he wants it for?"
Unaware of the resident's identity, Chet and Willy's prank backfires,
Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)
'No, we're not Dung Beetles: The smell is due to my mum's cooking...'
'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'
Generally newspapers are indicators of breakfast food or the possibility of feces...but I know there was some sort of rolled up clause in here.
'Did anyone see the Osborne fecal specimen?...'
'I don't mind the haunting. I mind the droppings.'