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Exploding Piggy Bank
"I used my share of the peace dividend to get a divorce."
"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."
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New for 2012 Olympic Can Kicking.
"Why is the arts budget always the first thing to be cut, when you know damn well it's the only thing that separates us from the monkeys?"
"Personally, I'd have preferred more transit cops."
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Republicans and Democrats Race Towards Economic Solutions
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"Did he say the budget was going to be a zillion billion krillion dollars or a krillion billion zillion dollars?"
Tags:budget, budgets, deficit, deficits, deficit spending, budget hawk, budget hawks, federal budget, federal budgets, debt, national debt, national debts, bond, bonds, bond market, bond markets, politician, politicians, tax and spend, policy, policies, budget policy, budget policies, bear market, bear markets, crash, economic crash, economic crashes, economics, national economy, gdp, gross domestic product, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, false promise, false promises
"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."
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Government Shutdown Decorations
"Taxes! We gotta have more taxes!"
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"Civil Society 1, Anarchy 0....whew...we'll see how they do in the February playoffs."
"We're looking for a place that hasn't been affected by the sequester."
"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."
"Let's extend our debt ceiling this evening."
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"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."
Tags:positive reinforcement, positive reinforcements, media attention, press attention, bipartisan politics, partisan politics, good behaviour, good behavior, journalist, journalists, politician, politicians, budget, budgets, teamwork, operant conditioning, federal budget, federal budgets, washington, republican, republicans, democrat, democrats
Big Government - Things to Eliminate!!
'Now it's on to the debt ceiling!'
'The pain of the sequester has been exaggerated!...I don't feel a thing!...Especially below the waist!'
Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.
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'I'm working on it!'
'Honestly, he doesn't look anything like me! What do you think mini-me..er, um...I mean stranger, that I don't know from Adam?'
'Showing Grandma the edge doesn't solve anything, but it gives us both an exciting day.'
'I want more! Give me more! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!'