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"I used my share of the peace dividend to get a divorce."
"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."
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New for 2012 Olympic Can Kicking.
"Why is the arts budget always the first thing to be cut, when you know damn well it's the only thing that separates us from the monkeys?"
"Personally, I'd have preferred more transit cops."
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Republicans and Democrats Race Towards Economic Solutions
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"Did he say the budget was going to be a zillion billion krillion dollars or a krillion billion zillion dollars?"
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"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."
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Government Shutdown Decorations
"Taxes! We gotta have more taxes!"
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"Civil Society 1, Anarchy 0....whew...we'll see how they do in the February playoffs."
"We're looking for a place that hasn't been affected by the sequester."
"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."
"Let's extend our debt ceiling this evening."
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"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."
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Big Government - Things to Eliminate!!
'Now it's on to the debt ceiling!'
'The pain of the sequester has been exaggerated!...I don't feel a thing!...Especially below the waist!'
Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.
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'I'm working on it!'
'Honestly, he doesn't look anything like me! What do you think mini-me..er, um...I mean stranger, that I don't know from Adam?'
'Showing Grandma the edge doesn't solve anything, but it gives us both an exciting day.'
'I want more! Give me more! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!'
'We ran into the cliff.'
'Be there pretty soon, Grandma. I'm working on my badge for 'ineptitude.''