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"Now, I know you'd like us to go away and let you get on with your dream, but, given the cutbacks in federal funding, without your pledge there may not be any more dreams!"
Ways and Means/Means and Ends
Big Government - Things to Eliminate!!
'Just don't make eye contact...'
Obama Cafe: Lent Special - Fat Tuesday...
The Creatures of Washington: The Sequester.
"The following program was made possible, like so many things these days, by Federal stimulus funds."
'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'
'The President today called for Federal funding for day care centers for homeless beanie babies... Had you going for a minute there, didn't we?'
"But what if we shutdown the government and nobody noticed?"
"So we have a deal, right. . .?"
Government Spending...Government Shortage
"It's not the grant we expected, but it's better than a kick in the pants."
Your spare change will help keep our government functioning: "I hate having to compete with my government!"