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"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."
'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'
"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."
I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.
'Wait a minute! This parking meter has slots for the city, county, state and feds.'
'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'
"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."
IRS Gift Shop: All purchases deductible on next year's federal taxes.
'A penny saved is a penny earned - Less state, federal and local taxes.'
'Unfortunately, a penny saved is subject to Federal, State and Local taxes.'
The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.
"60 Fortune 500 companies paid no federal taxes last year. . . meanwhile, thanks to a lack of funding, I no longer get dessert in my meals on wheels."
"Well, the good news is that it'll only cost your arm this year."