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"Will you buy us booze?"
What do you take me for? I'm not feeding them - I'm poisoning them.
Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'
'She's so thin, when she goes to the park... the ducks throw her bread!'
Feeding the ducks (it's a sailing boat).
'Well, humans feed ducks with bread. I'm feeding humans with cheeseburgers.'
"Think you could teach your kid to throw straight?"
"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"