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'I love these all-you-can-eat buffets!'
Tags:all you can eat, all-you-can-eat, buffet, buffets, pig, pigs, piggy, piggies, feed, feeding, feeding time, feeding times, trough, troughs, stuff, stuffing, stuffs, stuffed, scoff, scoffs, scoffing, eat, eating, eats, eaten, lunch, lunchtime, farm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A Pal Feeds a Pal on Time.
"I'll give you three cans of Happy Herds Condensed Milk for two cans of Affaire de Coeur Flaky Salmon."
"Mom usually chews it up for us."
Tags:bird, birds, baby birds, baby bird, chick, chicks, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, nest, nests, feeding time, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parenthood, dependant, dependants, young dependants, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, baby, cosset, overindulge, overindulgent, spoilt, spoilt child, spoilt kid, spoilt children, spoilt kids, worm, worms, dinner time, overparent, overparenting, pandering, manipulate, manipulation, parenting issues, aves
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, baby bird, baby birds, chick, chicks, bird nest, bird nests, bird's nest, bird's nests, nest, nests, tree, trees, food, feeding, eating, feeding time, smoothie, smoothies, complaint, complaints, complaining, vomit, pre-chewed, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, mealtime, mealtimes, meal, meals, picky, fussy
'I can too show gratitude. I'm just saving it for the right moment.'
Man surrounded by dinosaur bones at a museum looks at a sign that reads "Feeding time 4:30 p.m.".
Tags:museum, museums, natural history museum, natural history museums, dinosaur, dinosaurs, dinosaur bones, dinosaur skeletons, bone, bones, skeletons, skeletons, ancient, fossil, fossils, display, displays, alive, come alive, feeding, feeding time, visitor, visitors, food, horror, sci-fi, science-fiction, fantasy, tyrannosaurus, tyrannosaurus rex, t-rex, triceratops, brachiosaurus, pterodactyl, animal, animals
'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'
"Is it wild caught or farm raised?"
"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"
Tags:baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, plush toy, plush toys, plush doll, plush dolls, stuffed doll, stuffed dolls, personify, personification, wake up, wakes up, waking up, feeding time, feeding times, fuss, fusses, fussing, scream, screams, screaming, complaint, complaints, complaint session, complaint sessions
'Your snoring sounds like an electric can opener!'
Do Not Feed The Architects.
"When was the last time she threw up in my mouth?"
Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.
"What'll it be, Tall, Venti or Grande?"
"The service here is terrible."
'Whadd'ya mean my bowl's in the dishwasher?!'
Limits of Canine Philosophical Inquiry.
'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'
"Breakfast is in the food processor."
"We're just going to have to be patient, gentlemen."
Tags:patient, patience, ceo, ceos, nepotism, next generation, next generations, offspring, inherit, inherits, inheritance, impatient, impatience, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, stockholder, stockholders, meeting, meetings, executive, executives, baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, bottle, bottles, feed, feeds, feeding, feeding time, toddler, toddlers, company, companies, corporation, corporations, divine right, divine right of kings
"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, baby, babies, baby food, puree, purees, pureed, feeding, feeding time, eating, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, fancy, cuisine, haute cuisine, grande cuisine, solids, solid food, health, diet, diets, modern life, home cooking, home chef, home chefs, homecooking, homemade
Please do not feed the attendant.
'Wow! Too bad for you tail-wagging isn't an aerobic exercise!'