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'You know, I'm really starting to get sick of crumbs. Just once I'd like a full meal... well thought out, and carefully prepared.'
Le Doggy Bag
Tags:doggy bag, doggy bags, dog, dogs, poodle, poodles, to-go, box up, boxes up, boxing up, leftovers, scraps, table scraps, feed, feeds, feeding, poodle, poodles, dinner, dinners, lunch, lunches, restaurant, french restaurant, french restaurants, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, pretentious, pretentiousness
Man Feeds The Vultures Instead Of The Pigeons
"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"
'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'
Tags:frog, frogs, toad, toads, fly, flies, insect, insects, eat, eating, feed, feeding, feeds, soup, fly in my soup, waiter, waitress, waiting, waitressing, waiters, waitress', complaint, complaining, dining, diner, diners, complainer, complainers, soups, meal, meals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Denise sports her new hummingbird feeder earrings.
'That'll be 10 bucks please.'
Santa as a baby.
Beer cans feed from a mother keg
"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"
"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."
Tags:can opener, can openers, can, cans, dog food, feed the dog, feeds the dog, feeding the dog, human, mankind, dominion, dominion over nature, subservient, subservience, feed, feeds, feeding, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, master, masters, owner, owners, dog owner, dog owners, superior, superiority, god, authority, authority figure, authority figures, divine right, divine rights
Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.
New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.
A minotaur waits with his wife.
The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller
Do not feed the bears vegetables
"Yes it's a salad bar, but it's still mainly hay."
'Best friends don't feed best friends generic dog food!'
'My therapist says I'm not a pig. I have an eating disorder.'
'Your snoring sounds like an electric can opener!'
"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."
Tags:pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, compete, competes, competing, duck, ducks, duck pond, duck ponds, feed the birds, feeding bireds, birdseed, bird seed, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, drugstore, drugstores, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs, incentive, incentives, incentivize, incentivizing, pill, pills, feed, feeds, feeding, park, public park, public parks
Closed for Summer.
"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, central park, park, parks, feed, feeds, feeding, choice, choices, fancy, bread, breads, breadcrumbs, bread crumbs, focaccia, baguette, baguettes, animal lover, animal lovers, elitist, elitists, toast, expectant, entitled, greed, greedy, upper class, upper classes, haute cuisine