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"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"
'I'm feigning ignorance.'
"You were the only one there who didn't know how Kerry can pull it off."
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Snow White and the Seven Concern Trolls
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"I can't see a thing with these stupid glasses!"
A Little Knowledge
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"Oh, this old thing?"
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'This old thing? I just threw it on.'
"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."
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The Direct Male Market: Feigned Sincerity Greetings!
Jack and Jennifer
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"Mom loved that you used her recipe for squash casserole. Thanks for not making it better than she does."
"The thing is, I'm actually very smart, but males feel insecure around me if I don't act like a 'bird brain'..."
"You don't even feign interest any more."
'He feigns death every time I ask him to fetch my slippers!'
'Take no notice she often feigns death she was raised by possums.'
"So how was your date with Smiley?"
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"I don't get it! The gas company sent my bill in Spanish!"
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'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'
'I've been training him to feign affection.'
"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."
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"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."
"Gracie, you're back! Did you call the fire department?"
"It's hard looking cool when your foot is stuck in a tree."