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'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
'What am I blind, Bob?'
"You both appear to be in excellent health."
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To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.
"I'm totally bipartisan. I eat as many birds as I do mice."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owner, bird, birds, mice, mouse, food, eating, dining, predator, predators, bipartisan, politics, political party, political parties, equality, eating habits, dietary habits
"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, personification, talking cats, talking cat, office, dreams, goals, dream, goal, investment, investments, investing, ambition, ambitions, desire, desires, aspiration, aspirations, success, successes, successful, cats in suits, life goals, meeting, business meeting, interview, job interview, job interviews, interviews, greedy, greed
'Face it, we're never going to reach a consensus.'
"While they're filming, just let everything get away."
Tags:lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, predatory behaviour, predatory behavior, big cat, big cats, big-cat, big-cats, feline, felines, wildlife documentary, wildlife documentaries, animal documentary, animal documentaries, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers, joking
"The bastardized representation of cat culture in the upcoming Cats film is yet another egregious example of commodification and cultural appropriation exacted for human profit at the expense of feline communities."
Tags:cat, cats, film, films, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, kitty, kitties, cat person, cat people, academic, academics, academic paper, academic papers, film review, film reviews, film studies, cultural studies, commodification, cultural appropriation, liberal, liberals, liberal elite, feline, felines, essay, essays
"Around here his word is law."
"I post one thing about how de-clawing isn't that bad, and now the whole world hates me."
Tags:animal rights, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, inhumane, post, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, declawing, declawed, de-clawing, de-clawed, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, claw, claws, troll, trolls, cyber troll, cyber trolls, cyber-troll, cyber-trolls
"So who is this First pet?"
"We're out of flowers."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, centerpiece, centerpieces, centrepiece, centrepieces, flower, flowers, vase, vases, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, out, ran out, decor, decoration, decorations
"The word you're looking for is 'rapprochement'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, cat, feline, felines, cats, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, cats vs. dogs, dogs vs. cats, rival, rivals, rivalry, enemy, enemies, rapprochement, harmony, friendship, reconciliation
"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."
Tags:mouse born, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, mouse-born, mouse bourne, mouse bourne, mouse borne, mouse-borne, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, veterinary surgery
"Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will."
Tags:willpower, willpowers, will power, will powers, will-power, will-powers, cat, cats, dog, dogs, canine, canines, feline, felines, pet, pets, natural enemy, natural enemies, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, cats versus dogs, dogs versus cats, cats vs dogs, dogs vs cats, persistence, determination, determinations, persistent
'You meowin' at me?'
'Yeah, yeah, I know what chocolate does to dogs. Just tell me how to spell, 'From your secret admirer'.'
"If you want me to show you a 'Pas Du Chat,' I'll show you a 'Pas Du Chat'."
'Drop the can opener!'
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, pet, pets, petting, petted, can opener, can openers, tin opener, tin openers, gun point, gunpoint, freeze, freezes, freezing, order, orders, ordering, command, commands, commandingthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Culturally, I'm a cat."
"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"
Tags:can opener, can openers, can, cans, pet, pets, cat, cats, hungry, dinner, dinners, eat, eats, eating, supper, suppers, cat lady, cat ladies, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, cat person, cat people, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, thieving, cat burglar, catburglar, cat burglars, catburglars, burgle, burgles, burgling