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'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'
Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.
'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
'Someone should fix that,'
Tags:health and safety, safety, safety issue, safety issues, fix, fixes, fixing, fixed, hole, holes, basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, play, plays, playing, played, dribble, dribbles, dribbling, dribbler, dribblers, dribbled, fall, falls, falling, fell, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"
Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulted, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, mattress, mattresses, fall, falls, falling, fell, hard landing, hard landings, health and safety, shock, shocks, shocking, shocked, jump, jumps, jumping, jumped, jumper, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
The first, and only, known photograph of a human being actually slipping on a banana peel.
It was a hot day, and at the last minute ha had decided not to wear his piano-resistant hat.
Tags:pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, pole vaulted, mat, mats, mattress, mattresses, health and safety, safety, fall, falls, falling, fell, cushion, cushions, cushioned, soft, soften, softens, softening, land, lands, landing, accident prevention, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Last leaf of autumn.
Tags:fireman, firemen, fire, fires, firetruck, jump, jumper, jumpers, jumping, jumped, jumps, catch, catching, caught, catches, leaf, leaves, autumn, winter, seasons, season, cold, colder, stuck in a tree, tree, trees, trampoline, trampolines, net, nets, fall, falling, falls, fell, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'This is going to be a long night.'
Tags:santa, santa claus, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, december 25th, christmas day, christmas eve, presents, present, gift, gifts, deliver, delivery, delivers, delivered, fly, flies, flied, flying, fall, fallen, fell, falls, trip, tripped, trips, long night, clumsy, christmas lights, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Sorry, coach. We thought everyone had vaulted.'
Tags:health and safety, pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulting, pole vaulted, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, mattress, mattresses, crash mattress, crash mattresses, fall, falls, falling, fell, apology, apologise, apologises, apologised, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
My failed economic policy... my breach of the public trust... this must be a metaphor for something...
Tags:humpty dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, fall, falls, fallen, fell, broken, broke, cracked, crack, failed, failure, fail, failures, cant fix, king, kings, kings horses, kings men, metaphor, metaphors, poor leadership, bad king, bad kings, economic policy, economic policies, public trust, breach the public trust, broke the public trust
A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe
"He said, 'Hayward, you've given us twenty-seven years of loyal, dedicated service, and I hate to have to let you go.' Then he fell out the window."
Tags:let go, fired, fire, firing, dismissed, dismissal, dismissals, redundant, made redundant, redundancy, boss, bosses, suicidal, accident, accidents, tragic accident, tragic accidents, suspicious accident, suspicious accidents, suspicious, fell, fall, died, die, dead, fell to his death, fell to their death
Suggestion boxes getting strategically positioned.
Standing on sheets of paper.
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'And watch out for the ... ice.'