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'You never take me anywhere.'
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"They say stick to what you know and I thought I knew armed robbery."
"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, felon, felons, finding your passion, excuse, excuses, transformation, transformative experience, tranformative experiences, changed, change of heart
"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."
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"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
Tags:meet the parents, meeting the parents, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, introducing, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws, boyfriend, boyfriends, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, parent, parents, awkward situation, awkward situations, awkward, felon, felons, felons, perp, perps, perp walk, perp walks, cop, cops, police officer, police officers, police woman, police women, prisoner, prisoners, arrested, jailed, inmate, inmates, first impression, first impressions, bad impression, bad impressings, leaving a bad impression
"Do you believe in 'same felony' marriage?"
Tags:prisoner, prisoners, prison, jail, locked up, locked away, imprison, imprisoned, imprisonment, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, cellmate, cellmates, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, same sex marriage, same sex, felon, felons, felony, felonies, morals, beliefs
"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arrested, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, lockup, lockups, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, felon, felons, bad guy, bad guys, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, video, videos, internet, online, internet video, internet videos, streaming, viral video, viral videos, hilarious, funny, sharing, social networking, social network, social networks, social media, incompetent, incompetents, the power of the internet, technology, modern life, law, justice
"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
Tags:hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, c.v., c.v.s, cv, cvs, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, criminal record, felony, felonies, felon, felons, convict, convicts, crime, criminal, criminals, searching for a job, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, white-collar crime, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate crime, corruption, unemployment, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barrister, solicitor, solicitors, client, clients, strength, strengths, weakness, weaknesses, suitability, balance
"If you include my first marriage I'm a three time loser."
Tags:loser, losers, prisoner, prisoners, prison, jail, locked up, locked away, imprison, imprisoned, imprisonment, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, cellmate, cellmates, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, marriage, marriages, multiple marriages, divorcee, divorcees, felon, felons
"I'm sorry, he's in a meeting with a jury of his peers. ﾠWould you like to leave a message?"
Tags:jury, juries, convict, convicts, convicted, conviction, convictions, felon, felons, trial, trials, corporate crime, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, meeting, meetings, message, messages, phone message, phone messages, leave a message, leaves a message, leaving a message, secretary, secretaries
"This tune goes out to anyone I may have mugged, robbed or held up over the years..."
Tags:felon, felons, pianist, pianists, piano, pianos, piano player, piano players, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, mugger, muggers, mugging, ex-con, ex-cons, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, robber, robbers, robbery, muggings, robberies, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals
"But the worst part is that when I was arrested, I was working at the height of my creative powers!"
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"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"
Tags:economy, economics, economic stimulus, stimulus package, financial crime, financial crimes, white collar crimes, fraud, securities, stocks, bonds, derivatives, insider trading, white collar crime, frauds, securities fraud, fraudulent, money, theft, jail, prison, legal, legal system, finance, financial, financial system, conviction, convict, felony, felon, jury, judge, trial, sentence, stock market, stock broker, greed, deception, criminal deception, perspective, perspectives
"You realize, of course, that any attempt on my part to profit by this information would put me at risk of an investigation by the S.E.C."
"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges."
"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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"Writing about your community service is good, but I would play down the court-ordered part."
"Just wait till your father gets paroled."
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"Stalking is now a felony in this state, Miriam."
Tags:stalking, stalk, stalks, stalker, stalked, felony, crime, crimes, criminal, felonies, felon, divorce, divorces, divorced, divorcees, cheating, affair, affairs, cheats, pursue, cheat, infidelity, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, marriage, married, marry, marries, relationship, relationships, break up, break-up, break ups, break-up
"You guys won't understand what I do... But I robbed a liquor store."
Tags:cybercrime, cybercrimes, cyber crime, cyber crimes, modern age, modern life, modern times, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, convict, convicts, felons, felon, liquor store, liquor stores, robbery, robberies, rob, robs, robbing, wire fraud, piracy, pirate, computer piracy, software piracy, software pirate, software pirates
"They're offering 18 months jail and a half-marathon."
"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."
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"Yes, they are proud of me. I'm the first person in the family to get time off for good behavior."
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'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'
'Thanks to an administrative error, Zeke was sentenced to the electric blanket.'