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'You never take me anywhere.'
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"They say stick to what you know and I thought I knew armed robbery."
"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."
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"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
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Who will where it best?
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"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"Do you believe in 'same felony' marriage?"
"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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Michael Cohen Attorney at Law
"If you include my first marriage I'm a three time loser."
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"I'm sorry, he's in a meeting with a jury of his peers. ﾠWould you like to leave a message?"
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Andy somehow becomes incarcerated with an archaeologist-turned convicted felon.
"This tune goes out to anyone I may have mugged, robbed or held up over the years..."
Tags:felon, felons, pianist, pianists, piano, pianos, piano player, piano players, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, mugger, muggers, mugging, ex-con, ex-cons, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, robber, robbers, robbery, muggings, robberies, crimes, criminal, criminals
"But the worst part is that when I was arrested, I was working at the height of my creative powers!"
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"You realize, of course, that any attempt on my part to profit by this information would put me at risk of an investigation by the S.E.C."
"Writing about your community service is good, but I would play down the court-ordered part."
"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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"Just wait till your father gets paroled."
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"You guys won't understand what I do... But I robbed a liquor store."
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"They're offering 18 months jail and a half-marathon."
"Yes, they are proud of me. I'm the first person in the family to get time off for good behavior."
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"If you want justice, it's two hundred dollars an hour. Obstruction of justice runs a bit more."
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'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'
'Thanks to an administrative error, Zeke was sentenced to the electric blanket.'
'I hear this judge gives everyone just a slap on the wrist.'