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"Normally, I'd fire you, Hoskins – but we have a lower standard for men."
"So how do you like working for a woman boss?"
'It's nothing personal, Finnegan ? I'm firing all unattractive male personnel.'
Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.
"...Thursday - you are due in hospital to have a baby. Friday - you..."
'I'm not saying that "women-run" businesses are perfect....'
'Of course I wouldn't have a problem accepting you as the new boss if, after a few beers, you were able to belch as loudly as a man.'
'Okay, so if I'm able to empty this beer can with one gulp and then squash it with one hand, you'll be willing to work overtime today. Deal?'
"Women didn't used to get to be executives? but mommy, how did any decisions get made?"
'Apparently the new boss is a real Queen Bitch from Hell.'
'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'
'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).
Gender Benders - A male boss is attentive to details, a female boss is picky.
'It's nothing personal, Finnegan -- I'm firing all unattractive male personnel.'
I hope my sacking you won't affect our marriage, James?