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"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."
'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'
"No offense, but I'd really prefer to be seen by a dog. I'm sure you understand."
'While you may not be as comfortable with a female doctor, on the plus side, my hands are smaller.'
"If it has the word 'ectomy' after it I've had it!"
I told you bungee jumping was a bad idea for someone of your size!
"Big deal about your weight loss advice! I lost my christmas job at Wal-Mart!"
"I'm afraid you'll have to have a BETTER reason for requesting a female doctor than 'because she's a bit of a babe.'"
"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."
"I don't want a female doctor."