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The Tooth Ferret
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No-Nonsense House Pets
Tags:dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, kitty, kitties, cat person, cat people, ferret, ferrets, ferret owner, ferret owners, no-nonsense, straight talking, demanding ept, demanding pets, pet, pets, housepet, house pets
"I lied to you about wanting children. I want ferrets."
"That's life, Ellen. You're going to have a face like a ferret.''
'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'
'What's a Threrret level?'
'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'
'Uh-huh. And what does a kumquat denote?'
'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'
Bucky's new threat level warning system!
'Well, to be honest, we didn't want you bothering us.'
"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."
"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."
The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.
Exotic pets - Ferret versus Scorpion.
'Hey, Mom - I hope you're sitting down, because you just got another grandferret!'
Pets in a christmas tree
Sport Psychologist: Today I convinced a guy he was a ferret.
Captain Pointy No.51 - Outstayed welcome
'Gosh, I think that guard who put his pet ferret down your pants really likes you.'