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'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'
"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."
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"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."
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Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.
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Conceptionist at Human Reproductive Research Lab
'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'
Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.
"Please tell me those aren't my $10,000 frozen eggs."
"The worst part about being a test tube baby is that my dad was a mad scientist."
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"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."
Woman with brattish children at Egg Donnor clinic - "We don't need any more eggs at the moment."
'Hello?...Yes, you're through to the fertility help line.'
surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)
"You're stuck where, sir?"
Sperm Bank: Night Deposit
Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"
'Sorry, Ma'am, but we don't have a loan department.'
'Be honest with me, doctor. . . Is my sperm showing signs of aging?'
"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"
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Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.
'Forget it - I knew a guy who went there once and he got slapped with 387 paternity suits.'
'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'
The fetal position for adults who were test tube babies.