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"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"
'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''
"Please hold applause until end of dragon."
Tags:pamplona, bull, bulls, running of the bulls, spain, spanish, bull fighting, bull fighter, bull fighters, train station, train stations, station, stations, train, trains, bull run, bull runs, festival, festivals, saint fermin, st. fermin, st fermin, animal rights, animal rights violation, animal rights violations, danger, dangerous, traditions, tradition
'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'
Four Questions of the Seder
"What this place needs is a film festival."
The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994
Tags:middle age, middle-aged, age, ageing, mid-life, mid life, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, woodstock, wood stock, festival, festivals, music festival, music festivals, festivals, music, musical, musicians, musician, medic, medics, growing old, growing older, older, beta-blocker, beta blocker, beta-blockers, beta-blockers, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, prozac, prozacs, baby boomer, baby-boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomers, bunion, bunions
'Got any grass?'
'Sorry, wrong house.'
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
'Hello darling, how was your music festival..?'
'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'
The Running of the Brie
"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."
LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.
"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'
Tags:reunion, reunions, high school reunion, middle aged, hippies, 60's, 70's, growing up, grown up, grown ups, adults, glory days, memories, memory, woodstock, anniversary, anniversaries, festivals, festival, concert, concerts, music, rock music, ageing, aging, age, fashion, fashions, style, styles, trend, trends, trendy
Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon
"I thought Burning Man would be more interesting."
Tags:festival, festivals, party, parties, concert, concerts, nevada, burn, burnt, fire, culture, cultural, cultural experience, cultural experiences, radical, hipster, hipsters, event, events, business, businessmen, businesses, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, uninteresting, expectations vs reality, desert, let down, artists, art, artist, disappointing, disappointed, underwhelming
John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,
'Sigh, festivals, week in, week out. Sometimes I just want to throw the whole thing in and get a job in the city.'
'I'm so lonesome...'