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"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"
Pick your own whiskers.
"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."
Tags:rocker, rockers, rock n roll, rock 'n' roll, rock and roll, rock star, rock stars, ageing rocker, ageing rockers, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, performer, performers, concert, concerts, festival, festivals, fan, fans, sixty, sixties, ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, songwriter, songwriters, singer, singers
'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''
"Please hold applause until end of dragon."
Tags:pamplona, bull, bulls, running of the bulls, spain, spanish, bull fighting, bull fighter, bull fighters, train station, train stations, station, stations, train, trains, bull run, bull runs, festival, festivals, saint fermin, st. fermin, st fermin, animal rights, animal rights violation, animal rights violations, danger, dangerous, traditions, tradition
'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'
Four Questions of the Seder
"What this place needs is a film festival."
The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994
Tags:middle age, middle-aged, age, ageing, mid-life, mid life, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, woodstock, wood stock, festival, festivals, music festival, music festivals, festivals, music, musical, musicians, musician, medic, medics, growing old, growing older, older, beta-blocker, beta blocker, beta-blockers, beta-blockers, pill, pills, tablet, tablets, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, prozac, prozacs, baby boomer, baby-boomer, baby boomers, baby-boomers, bunion, bunions
'Got any grass?'
'Sorry, wrong house.'
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
'Hello darling, how was your music festival..?'
'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'
The Running of the Brie
"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."
LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.
"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'
Tags:reunion, reunions, high school reunion, middle aged, hippies, 60's, 70's, growing up, grown up, grown ups, adults, glory days, memories, memory, woodstock, anniversary, anniversaries, festivals, festival, concert, concerts, music, rock music, ageing, aging, age, fashion, fashions, style, styles, trend, trends, trendy
Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon