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Goodbye 2012 - And good riddance!
'It's that time of year again, so I'm going through the motions of being good for goodness sake. What are you doing?'
'Christmas is a time for thinking about family...and I've been thinking that all my family are complete bastards.'
'Business is getting better but it's still necessary to cut back a bit on the festive celebrations.'
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Every Christmas Ned would regift. . . this year was the most challenging yet!!
'I won't look in the trunk of your car if you don't look in my basement.'
The Holiday Party Invitation.
'They're lousy singers, but you have to admire their dedication.'
"We're seeing a lot of this these days...try keeping him out of shops playing Jingly Christmas music."
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Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.
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'So have you broken any new year's resolutions yet, Burl?'
"Sorry kid - you'll shoot your eye out!"
Tags:santa, claus, christmas, xmas, season, banjo, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, christmases, festive period, festive season, festive periods, festive seasons, santa, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st. nick, st. nicholas, st nicholas, banjos, musical instrument, musical instruments
'...Tis the season to be grazing, fa la la la la, la la la la. The weight we'll gain will be amazing, fa la la la, la la la la. Don we now our stretchy sweat pants, fa la la la la, la la la la. We'll be eating tons of pecans...'
'Are you sure we don't migrate? About half the gang disappears around this time, every year.'
'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'
'You have mistle-TOE.'
'That's what you're wearing.'
The Real War On Christmas
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'I'm having turducken, chiquaduck, or duckailkey...you decide!'
'Get Offa My Lawn!'