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'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'
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Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'
December to January.
"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."
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"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
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"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"
"In the light of the current financial position management has decided to cancel the Christmas party but. . .you can still come in and use the photocopier to photocopy your bottoms."
"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."
Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!
A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'
'Sorry dude - you haven't finished paying for last year's tree yet.'
'I'm all for recycling, Frank...but last year's Christmas tree?!'
Family argument: 'Download peace and goodwill' on computer.
Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.
Thanksgiving: 'You are what you eat.'
A band rendition of Silent Night.
Cranston called in sick ... said he's got the 'Bah, Humbug'.'
"Research shows that the festive season can trigger depression in some people."
"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."
A Christmas Carol
"I would take your order, but the holidays are all about giving - not taking."
"It's October! I can't believe they already have Christmas comics."
The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five