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'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'
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'I'm all for recycling, Frank...but last year's Christmas tree?!'
"He suffers from post-holiday elation."
Family argument: 'Download peace and goodwill' on computer.
Thanksgiving: 'You are what you eat.'
'It's perfectly natural to have anxiety attacks this time of year.'
Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.
"We adopted the suggestion you made last year!"
A Christmas Carl.
Holiday Venn Diagram
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Twas 4 nights before Christmas and Santa's spirits aren't high. Unless hitched to his sleigh, his reindeer can't fly...
Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'
'I stand corrected...things can get worse.'
Twas the night before Christmas and there won't be flight. Santa can't make his rounds, at least not by tonight. But Santa still smiled, it's not a time to be sad, because the best gift of all is one we already had...
You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.
'This is nurse Jenkins, she'll be joining you in March when she completes her 'introducing festive good cheer on the ward' training.'
'Look, hon. It's your favorite. Christmas pizza!'
'...Tis the season to be grazing, fa la la la la, la la la la. The weight we'll gain will be amazing, fa la la la, la la la la. Don we now our stretchy sweat pants, fa la la la la, la la la la. We'll be eating tons of pecans...'
"Really, Pop - you call this 'with care?'"
"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."
It's the most wonderful time of the year...
Dung beetle wearing a Santa hat makes a dung snowman.
'Meet the Easter Bunny.'