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The guy who's always pretending to know what's going on.
"She already had someone taking care of dessert. We're bringing forced gaiety."
Twas the night before Christmas and there won't be flight. Santa can't make his rounds, at least not by tonight. But Santa still smiled, it's not a time to be sad, because the best gift of all is one we already had...
"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."
"You don't need a red hat to tell you it's Christmas."
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Easter Egg Painting.
"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"
Elf tries to find quick replacement for Rudolf.
"I spilled my drink."
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'Hurry with the balloons. We must get a more festive atmosphere.'
'Shop Local - Christmas Trees.'
'I know it's St. Patrick's Day, dad, but Little Green Ridinghood?'
Christmas in the Commons: 'I thought it would make the commons a little more festive.'
'I don't know why but I just don't seem to be able to get into the holiday spirit this year.'
Christmas Tree Hair.
'I'd go easy on the milk and cookies... you have a lot of work ahead of you.'
Easter Egg Surprise
Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.
DESERT ISLAND CHRISTMAS
'Ho ho ho.'
'Look at it this way, now you can work until you're 66 before you're venison.'