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"Oh my, your fever's way down."
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Spring fever clinic
"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"
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'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'
"Well, your nose feels cold."
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'I'm afraid you've contracted one of the more literal strains of human rhinovirus.'
'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'
'Tails it is. OK, that's how we'll take your temperature.'
In the Fever Cubicle
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"He has a fevered imagination."
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'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'
"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."
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'No, but you're getting warmer.'
"I wish your temperature told the real truth about you."
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7 Dwarves of Being Sick
"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."
"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"
Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.
'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'
'Ooh... Bless you!'
"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."
"It's lotto fever."
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'Wait until he finds out she's not an oral thermometer...ewww...too late.'