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"Grandma had a favorite doll when she was your age. But, with no explanation, that doll was taken away and sent to live with some cousins in Wichita."
Tags:doll, dolls, favorite, favorites, favorite doll, favorite dolls, trauma, traumas, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, cruel, cruelty, fib, fibs, fibbing, traumatic, experience, ptsd, post traumatic stress, post traumatic stress disorder, dolly, toy, toys, favorite toy, favorite toys
"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."
Tags:in vitro, in vitro test, in vitro testing, pregnancy, pregnancies, pegnant, liar, liars, impuslive liar, impulsive liars, congenital, congenital liar, congenital liars, genetic illness, genetic illnesses, genetics, diagnosis, ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, gynecologists, parent, parents, parenting, baby girl, baby girls, lie, liar, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, bad news, diagnosis, diagnoses
"You lied about yoga!"
Tags:lie, lies, lied, lying, fib, fibbing, fibs, fibbed, yoga, yoga instructor, health nut, exercise, health, healthy, beneficial, accuse, accusation, accused, accusing, wronged, do someone wrong, cheated on, lied to, zombie, zombies, hold accountable, guilty, guilt, blame, blaming, blamed, blames, yoga instructors, health nuts, instructor, instructors, outdoor activity, strenuous, lazy, fun, not enjoyable, lethargic
"Sometimes it works in my favor. I got off jury duty."
Tags:jury, juries, jury duty, fib, fibs, fibbing, fibber, fibbers, pinocchio, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, telltale sign, telltale signs, nose grows, nose growing, get out of jury duty, getting out of jury duty, dishonest, dishonesty, truthful, truthfulness, criminal, criminals, criminality, trial, trials
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
Tags:college, pot smoker, pot smokers, pot smoking, marijuana, joint, joints, smoke a joint, smoking a joint, drug, drug use, college kid, college kids, home from college, excuse, excuses, stall, stalls, stalling, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, fib, fibs, fibbing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, make an excuse, making an excuse, making excuses, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, family ties, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits
"You're taking my blatant lies out of context."
Tags:lie, lies, liar, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, lying, deception, deceptive, dishonest, dishonesty, falsehood, falsehoods, out of context, out-of-context, blatant, obvious, see through, see-through, clear, restaurant, restaurants, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, telling a lie, telling lies
'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'
"This sudden spike shows where we think the earthquake is lying."
"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, infidelity, infidelities, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, politician, politicians, government, governments, fib, fibs, fibbing, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, argument, arguments, arguing, disagreement, disagreements, admit, admits, admitting, confess, confesses, confession, confessions, justification, justifications, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty
"I'm not going to lie to you. That's what Hendricks is here for."
Tags:lie, lies, lying, dirty work, doing your dirty work, fib, fibs, fibbing, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., executive, executives, business executive, business executives, dishonest, dishonesty, liar, liars, lying, white lie, white lies, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, second in command, chain of command, corporate ladder, corporate culture, career, careers, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation
"They're Trump scales, I only weigh 98lbs!"
Tags:trump, weight, obese, statistics, figure, weight loss, us politics, us election, donald trump, scales, obesity, obese, obesity epidemic, fat, weigh, weight, scale, kilos, kilograms, pounds, pound, alternative facts, facts, lie, lies, liar, lying, fib, fibbing, fake news, fat, weight loss, dieting, diet, fib, fibbing, deny, denial
"No, hon, your cooking is great. Hold on - yes, I'd like to order a large pepperoni..."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza delivery service, pepperoni, bad cook, bad cooks, bad cooking, white lie, white lies, fib, fibs, fibbing, small fib, small fibs, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, insult, insults, insulting, cook, cooks, homemaker, homemakers, home maker, home makers, gratitude, ungrateful, ingrate, ingrates
The reason our noses don't stop growing as we age.
Fake news department
By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled
Tags:henry david thorough, walden, walden pond, ralph waldo emerson, emerson, poet, poets, poetry, transcendentalist, transcendentalists, transcendentalist movement, nature, natural world, naturalist, naturalists, nature-lover, nature lovers, postcard, postcards, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, lie, lies, liar, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, fibber, fibbers, white lie, white lies, american writer, american writers
"Overqualified? But my resume is 100% fake news!"
Tags:resume, resumes, c/v, cv, c/vs, job application, job applications, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, fake news, buzzword, buzzwords, overqualified, overqualification, overqualifications, hiring, hiring department, hiring departments, fib, fibs, fibbing, exaggeration, exaggerations, overstate, overstates, overstating, overstatement, overshoot, overshoots, overshooting the mark
"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, flossing, floss, lie, lies, lying, lying to the dentist, falsehood, falsehoods, fib, fibs, fibbing, demonstrate, demonstrating, demonstration, demonstrations, demo, demos, example, examples, caught, caught red-handed, caught in a lie, medical, medicine
"My time as a CEO? Oh, I just made that part up to get your attention."
Tags:application, job application, job applications, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, qualification, qualifications, made up, make up, making up, job interview, job interviews, honest, honesty, honestly, attention grabber, attention grabbers, attention-getter, attention-getting, attention-getters, fabricate, fabricates, fabrication, personnel, personnel dept.
"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."
"The D's stand for 'dandy,' Mom, and the C means 'copacetic.'"
'How did they know he was lying?'
"Call it intuition or whatever, but I can't help thinking you may not be telling the truth."
Tags:liars, lie, lies, liar, alternative facts, alternative fact, pants on fire, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, tell, tells, giveaway, giveaways, giving away, poker tell, poker tells, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, discern, discerns, discerning, judge and jury, criminals, courtroom, prison, intuition, intuit, intuits, woman's intuition, female intuition
'Not guilty, your 'onour.'
'My nose is getting longer and I'm not lying!'
Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.