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'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'
Super Bran Flakes.
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
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"I hate to admit it. I'm taking bran and I'm feeling better."
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Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.
'I hope it's alphabet soup... it's good for the vowels.'
With Gas Prices Out of Sight, Santa Uses an Alternative Fuel Source.
"You're getting too much fiber."
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Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.
'What are the three basic food groups?'
"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."
"I hope this is enough fibre to get us through the winter."
Bulk foods...mixed beans, 49 cents...assorted healthful legumes, 98 cents.
"I'm putting you on a high fiber diet. You can start by eating this brochure."
"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."
'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'
'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'
'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'
'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'
"They have wheat fiber,oat fiber, and rice fiber, Evelyn, but no moral fiber."
Beanz meanz Repeatz.
Cruncho Cereal with moral fiber.
'If you can see any candy bars, get the kind with almonds for our fiber requirements.'
'Is it okay if we just eat the newspaper?'
'Is it high fibre? Are you kidding me? Of course it's high fibre...Eat the stick!'