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'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
'What are the three basic food groups?'
Cruncho Cereal with moral fiber.
'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'
"Do you have anything for DNA stains?"
'The high fibre comes from eating the box.'
'If anyone calls, just tell them to increase their fibre and drink plenty of water...'
She wants fibre. I want food
'I don't need more fibre in my diet - I want to be a football player, not a tree.'
Mind if we eat rural tonight?My doctor says I need more fibre in my diet.
"My grandfather dies from asbestos poisoning - it took 'em 3 weeks to cremate him...."
"It was a typical evening at home as the Smiths checked for alien hairs on each other's collars."