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"I'm proud of that resumé but I'm sensing 'stickler for the truth'."
Tags:resume, resumes, cv, cvs, hr, human resources, personnel, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, job applicant, job applicants, dishonest, dishonesty, stickler, sticklers, truth, truthness, honest, honesty, honestness, lie, lies, liar, liars, deception, deceptions, white lie, fib, fibs, white lies
"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."
Tags:in vitro, in vitro test, in vitro testing, pregnancy, pregnancies, pegnant, liar, liars, impuslive liar, impulsive liars, congenital, congenital liar, congenital liars, genetic illness, genetic illnesses, genetics, diagnosis, ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, gynecologist, gynecologists, parent, parents, parenting, baby girl, baby girls, lie, liar, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, bad news, diagnosis, diagnoses
"Sometimes it works in my favor. I got off jury duty."
Tags:jury, juries, jury duty, fib, fibs, fibbing, fibber, fibbers, pinocchio, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, telltale sign, telltale signs, nose grows, nose growing, get out of jury duty, getting out of jury duty, dishonest, dishonesty, truthful, truthfulness, crime, criminal, criminals, criminality, trial, trials
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties
Tags:college, pot smoker, pot smokers, pot smoking, marijuana, joint, joints, smoke a joint, smoking a joint, drug, drug use, college kid, college kids, home from college, excuse, excuses, stall, stalls, stalling, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, fib, fibs, fibbing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, make an excuse, making an excuse, making excuses, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, family ties, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits
"You're taking my blatant lies out of context."
Tags:lie, lies, liar, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, lying, deception, deceptive, dishonest, dishonesty, falsehood, falsehoods, out of context, out-of-context, blatant, obvious, see through, see-through, clear, restaurant, restaurants, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, telling a lie, telling lies
"This sudden spike shows where we think the earthquake is lying."
"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, infidelity, infidelities, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, politician, politicians, government, governments, fib, fibs, fibbing, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, argument, arguments, arguing, disagreement, disagreements, admit, admits, admitting, confess, confesses, confession, confessions, justification, justifications, honest, honesty, dishonest, dishonesty
"I'm not going to lie to you. That's what Hendricks is here for."
Tags:lie, lies, lying, dirty work, doing your dirty work, fib, fibs, fibbing, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., executive, executives, business executive, business executives, dishonest, dishonesty, liar, liars, lying, white lie, white lies, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, second in command, chain of command, corporate ladder, corporate culture, career, careers, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation
"No, hon, your cooking is great. Hold on - yes, I'd like to order a large pepperoni..."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pizza delivery, pizza delivery service, pepperoni, bad cook, bad cooks, bad cooking, white lie, white lies, fib, fibs, fibbing, small fib, small fibs, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, insult, insults, insulting, cook, cooks, homemaker, homemakers, home maker, home makers, gratitude, ungrateful, ingrate, ingrates
The reason our noses don't stop growing as we age.
Fake news department
By Strategic Use of Postcards, Thoreau Manages to Keep Walden Pond Unspoiled
Tags:henry david thorough, walden, walden pond, ralph waldo emerson, emerson, poet, poets, poetry, transcendentalist, transcendentalists, transcendentalist movement, nature, natural world, naturalist, naturalists, nature-lover, nature lovers, postcard, postcards, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, lie, lies, liar, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, fibber, fibbers, white lie, white lies, american writer, american writers
"Overqualified? But my resume is 100% fake news!"
Tags:resume, resumes, c/v, cv, cvs, c/vs, job application, job applications, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, fake news, buzzword, buzzwords, overqualified, overqualification, overqualifications, hiring, hiring department, hiring departments, fib, fibs, fibbing, exaggeration, exaggerations, overstate, overstates, overstating, overstatement, overshoot, overshoots, overshooting the mark
"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, flossing, floss, lie, lies, lying, lying to the dentist, falsehood, falsehoods, fib, fibs, fibbing, demonstrate, demonstrating, demonstration, demonstrations, demo, demos, example, examples, caught, caught red-handed, caught in a lie, medical, medicine
"Oh, and here's another little fib about exercising."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, fib, fibs, lie, lies, liar, liars, exercise, exercising, fitness
"My time as a CEO? Oh, I just made that part up to get your attention."
Tags:application, job application, job applications, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, qualification, qualifications, made up, make up, making up, job interview, job interviews, honest, honesty, honestly, attention grabber, attention grabbers, attention-getter, attention-getting, attention-getters, fabricate, fabricates, fabrication, personnel, personnel dept.
"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."
'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'
'How did they know he was lying?'
"The D's stand for 'dandy,' Mom, and the C means 'copacetic.'"
"I've been lying to myself for years."
'Oh, yes, I agree. It is TRAGIC how costly braces have become! We do everything we can to hold prices down.'
"Call it intuition or whatever, but I can't help thinking you may not be telling the truth."
Tags:liars, lie, lies, liar, alternative facts, alternative fact, pants on fire, liars, fib, fibs, fibbing, tell, tells, giveaway, giveaways, giving away, poker tell, poker tells, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, discern, discerns, discerning, judge and jury, criminals, courtroom, prison, intuition, intuit, intuits, woman's intuition, female intuition
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'Not guilty, your 'onour.'