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Library shelf signs: 'Factual and Fiction. . .Stretching the truth and Outright lies'
'I love your resume. Is it fiction, non-fiction, or plagiarized from the internet?'
The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.
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"Come on, honey, enough with the magic realism."
After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.
"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."
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"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"
"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"
"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"
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"This book of fiction began when my research wasn't going well, and I turned to science fraud."
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"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."
"Mugged by reality? What can I do about that?"
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'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.
'It's funny because it's true.'
"The business plan is now a 12000 page epic novel."
Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.
Library: 'The Wit & Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.'
'This is great fiction! My cousin, an agent in Hollywood, may be able to sell book and movie rights.'
Alice finds the looking glass is made of Lexan, and she can't get through it.
'I write non-fiction with a dash of rubbish to confuse the critics.'
'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'
"Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Walt Whitman type."