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The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
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"Truly a magnificent emperor! While Rome burns, Nero plays an instrument that hasn't been invented yet."
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"Say what you will - I think it's in very bad taste!
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'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'
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Danish String Quartet
'My mum can play the piano by ear.'
"In examining out books, Mr. Mathews promises to use generally accepted accounting principles, if you know what I mean."
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Let's Get the Band Back Together
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64 AD: Nero fiddles while Rome burns.
Emperor Nero: In Case Of Fire Break Glass.
'Ticket sales for my performances haven't been going too well.'
''Invade Mesopotamia'? ? I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!'
'We have a limited number of instruments...'
"No one will ever believe us. Let's just say they ran away."
MP with wheelbarrow full of cash says: 'Apparently, I can't claim for the wheelbarrow.'
Old fiddles play the sweetest tunes!
"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."
'Simpkins can't be trusted. He doesn't fiddle his expenses.'
"There! That looks better."
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'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'
Boss says to employee wearing clown make-up: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expenses claim for 'entertainment'.'
'Ten Feet and he's already hit the wall.'
How the Fiddle Stays Fit.