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"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."
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The trouble with printing your own ticket.
'Tell your client to stop fidgeting. As a last resort, he can always claim inadequate counsel.'
'You didn't read the small print, sir - Your ticket restricts you to a seat kicked continuously by a small child.'
"According to our waiting-room security cam, you're fidgety and have a constant head itch."
"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
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How To Sit When You Are A Kid
"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"
"Is something bothering you, Goopta? - That was your third fidget this week."
'Would you like decaf, regular or extra-fidgety?'
"I've discovered why your husband is so hyper. He's got ants in his pants."
'Quit squirming, or I'll never get that bug out of your eye!'
Nancy found it hard to sleep with him shuffling all night.
'Oooo! Oooo! There it goes again! That unbearable itch inside my shell!'
'Arthur, I wish you wouldn't fiddle with your Blackberry when I'm speaking to you!'
'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'
"Hi. If there's any fidgeting, self-pitying or outwitting you feel you have to do, there's my sit-in."
"...your clanking kept me awake all night."
"OK... Summer officially begins in...3...2...1..."
"I don't care what his mother says. This isn't just a little fidgeting."
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"Goodness me, fidgety puss! What on earth must you be dreaming about, I wonder."
"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."
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