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The trouble with printing your own ticket.
'Tell your client to stop fidgeting. As a last resort, he can always claim inadequate counsel.'
'You didn't read the small print, sir - Your ticket restricts you to a seat kicked continuously by a small child.'
"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."
"You didn't tell me Tuscany doesn't have cable."
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How To Sit When You Are A Kid
"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"
"Is something bothering you, Goopta? - That was your third fidget this week."
"The patient in 402 appears to be exhibiting anxiety symptoms, Doctor."
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'Would you like decaf, regular or extra-fidgety?'
"I've discovered why your husband is so hyper. He's got ants in his pants."
'Quit squirming, or I'll never get that bug out of your eye!'
Nancy found it hard to sleep with him shuffling all night.
'Worst case of restless leg syndrome I've ever seen!'
'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'
'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'
"OK... Summer officially begins in...3...2...1..."
"Goodness me, fidgety puss! What on earth must you be dreaming about, I wonder."
"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."
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"I don't care what his mother says. This isn't just a little fidgeting."
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