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"Power corrupts—and we're just sitting here."
Fight Crime - Give Generously
"Oh, no! It's Batman, and Batman's lawyer!"
'Without a green card, many super heroes from distant planets end up fighting grime.'
"With all this spandex, it's less about fighting crime and more about fighting yeast infections."
During the inquest, he was taken off the case and given a desk job - where he vowed to do everything in his power to catch the typos.
"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."
"100,000 more cops on the street. Man, I'm glad I'm in here!"
'I guess of all the evil villains I fight every day, I'd have to say I hate Wedgie Man, the most.'
'I see. But apart from the 'caped crime-fighting', you are, in fact, available for work.'
Dial a Prayer...in case of emergency break glass.
'Finished your beat already, Mackay?!' 'Aye, Sarge. We found a short cut.'
There's been another rise in the number of allegations of rudeness and intolerance...
Doctor tells patient: 'A spider bite will have no long-term effects, but you may find yourself donning lycra, fighting crime ...'
"These career criminals take things too far."
Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'
The Police Artist.
'Nobody fights evil anymore.'
'This legislation will help fight crime, too -- if we get taxes high enough, nobody will bother to steal anything!'
'Oh no! It's a wave of crime initiatives...'
"Listen kid, instead of catching these crooks, couldn't I just badmouth the on my website?"
"Thursday I'm battling the forces of evil. How about Friday?"