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'Outcomes...normally we just measure the height of the files.'
'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'
Heaven's IN/OUT filing.
Tags:heaven, heavens, file, filing, files, fate, fates, judgement, judgement day, in, out, tray, trays, filed, last judgement, final day of judgement, in tray, out tray, in-tray, out-tray, hell, hells, purgatory, damned, saved, doomsday, god, gods, christian, christians, the day of the lord, office, offices
"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
Tags:computer, computers, file, files, computer file, computer files, save, back-up, back-ups, back up, back ups, backup, backups, backing up, document, documents, copy, copies, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate, executive, executives, criminal, criminals, corporation, corporations, company, companies, database, databases, data, fbi, federal bureau of investigations, f.b.i., feds, federal government, nsa, national security agency, n.s.a., security, privacy, intelligence agency, intelligence agencies, spy, spying, spies, invasion of privacy, internet privacy, computer privacy, internet security, technology, surveillance, under surveillance, shady, suspect, suspicious
"This little tablet holds everything my briefcase held. . . except the crackers."
Mrs. Lipman lacked organizational skills.
Tags:organization, organizational skill, organizational skills, office manager, office managers, office management, file, files, file clerk, file clerks, filing clerk, filing clerks, organisational skill, organisational skills, unqualified, disorganised, disorganized, unorganized, unorganised, out of control, lose control, losing control, incompetent, incompetence, file, files, filing, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, desk job, desk jobs
'It's our latest caseload management system. . . we just keep adding files until he falls over!'
"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."
Tags:vladimir lenin, vladimir ilyich ulyanov, lenin, leninism, russian communist party, communist, communists, communism, historical figure, historical figures, russian revolution, russian revolutionary, russian revolutionaries, marxism, marxist, marxists, bolshevik, bolsheviks, misrepresented, misquoted, misquote, misunderstood, file, files, soviet union
'We've got to digitalise our records...unfortunately Colin has most of them written on his arm.'
"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."
Tags:office, offices, office life, paper, papers, paperwork, document, documents, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, messy, messy desk, messy desks, mess, untidy, pieces of paper, piece of paper, file, files, reason, reasons, purpose, purposes, throw away, can't throw away, garbage, rubbish, trash, keep, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, excuse, excuses, business, businesswoman, businesswomen
"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, cloud, clouds, cloud storage, storage, technology, computer, computers, data, information, personal information, storing, file, files, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, filing, system, systems, computing, nicer, better, server, servers, data storage, digital data, hosting, cloud computing, virtual infrastructure, modern life
'...and here's our filing system.'
Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).
Tags:pray, prays, prayer, prayers, praying, mantis, atheist, atheists, atheism, tenodera, sinensis, athiesto, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, nativity, nativities, scene, scenes, anti, call, calls, calling, caller, callers, file, filing, files, city, cities, hall, halls, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, spy, spies, spying, espionage, military, officer, officers, commander, commanders, classified, classified information, pentagon, boring, bored, boredom, international, foreign, war, wars, file, files, document, documents, paperwork, secret service, secret agent, secret agents, leak, leaks, leaking, interesting, government, governments, secret, secrets
"Louie, you apply for a loan while Rocco heads in through this door and files for bankruptcy."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank, banks, banking, bank robber, bank robbers, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, fraud, fraudulent, fraudulence, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, bankruptcy, bankrupt, file, files, filing, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, plan, plans, planning, loan application, loan applications, conspire, conspires, conspiring, defraud
Food and Drug Administration, Yummy-Yucky.
"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."
Tags:business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate, company, companies, executive, executives, accounting, management, manager, managers, chief, chiefs, boss, bosses, good news, computer, computers, computer virus, computer viruses, technology, destroy, destroyed, file, files, document, documents, data, wiped, deleted, disappeared, suspicious, ethics, unethical, suspect, secret, secrets, hiding, scandal, scandals, mismanagement, fraud, corrupt, corruption, creative accounting, sketchy, dodgy, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, office life
Moses holds a 1040 form.
Tags:1040, 1040s, tax return, tax returns, tax form, tax forms, file, files, filing, filing taxes, tax season, tax seasons, mid-april, accountant, accountants, accounting, death and taxes, 10 commandments, decalogue, moses, prophet, prophets, prophecy, pay taxes, paying taxes, income tax, income taxes, bible story, bible stories
'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'
'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'
Death with in-trays marked with the stages of grief.
'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'
'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'
Department of Indifference.