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"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."
Tags:news program, news programs, six o'clock news, six o clock news, news show, news shows, news anchor, news anchors, headline, headlines, breaking news, tv news, fake news, soft news, news story, news stories, yellow journalism, filler, journalist, journalists, journalistic integrity, reporter, reporters
A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.
Tags:stocking stuffer, stocking stuffers, stocking, stockings, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, gift idea, gift ideas, unoriginal, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, strangle, strangles, strangling, strangler, stranglers, drive insane, driven insane, cliche, cliches, tie, ties, necktie, neckties, filler, christmas, father, fathers, dad, dads, husband, husbands
What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.
"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."
Tags:plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, facial, facials, face lift, face lifts, filler, dermal filler, wrinkles, beauty, beauty standards, laughs, laughing, laughter, laugh lines, malpractice, medical malpractice, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, gossip, gossiping, girl talk, woman, women
"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."
Tags:plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, facelift, face-lift, facelifts, face-lifts, filler, fillers, face filler, face fillers, expression, expressions, facial expression, facial expressions, ageing, wrinkle, wrinkly, looking young, looking younger, social pressure, beaty standard, social expectation, social expectation, beauty ideal, beauty ideals
"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."
'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'
'Settle, down! One at a time! OK, who wanted the hand and cheese on rye?'
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, hunger, hungers, hungry, hungriness, patient, patience, impatient, impatience, snack, snacks, snacking, snacked, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, eaten, cart, carts, vehicle, vehicles, sandwich, sandwiches, filling, fillings, filler, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Man buying crack filler.
Union Hotdog...no scabs or other filler.
'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'
"This is awful! It tastes like pellets of paste! Here...with these spices, I think I can save it!"
Tags:baldo, bland, bland food, bland foods, spicy food, spicy foods, mexican grandmother, mexican grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, great aunt, great aunts, latin food, chinese food, rice, plain rice, white rice, steamed rice, flavor, flavour, boiled rice, filler, fillers, latina, latinas, latin food
'Those are the stories making news at this hour — Now, here are some stories nobody cares about....'
'Andy Rooney is off this week, so we now present 'A Few Minutes with Oscar the Grouch'....'
'Her CV wasn't the only thing that was padded.'
'...Then there's the sanding down, primer, filler, two undercoats...'
"There isn't really anything newsworthy to report today, so here's a short cartoon instead."
"Breast implants, filler and botox for your missus doesn't fulfill our home improvements criteria."
"Grandmother, what big lips you have!"
Tags:little red riding hood, fairytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy tale, fairy tales, cosmetic surgeon, cosmetic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, big bad wolf, villain, villains, baddie, baddies, filler, fillers, injection, injections, onabotulinumtoxina
"I'm only asking for your opinion because I cannot read your botox face."
"Mum's really happy with her new botox treatment...I think."