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Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.
"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."
What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.
"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."
'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'
Union Hotdog...no scabs or other filler.
"This is awful! It tastes like pellets of paste! Here...with these spices, I think I can save it!"
'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'
'Those are the stories making news at this hour — Now, here are some stories nobody cares about....'
'Her CV wasn't the only thing that was padded.'
'...Then there's the sanding down, primer, filler, two undercoats...'
"Grandmother, what big lips you have!"
"The Friesian/Kardashian, the best rump steak on the planet!"
"Mum's really happy with her new botox treatment...I think."
"There isn't really anything newsworthy to report today, so here's a short cartoon instead."
"I'm only asking for your opinion because I cannot read your botox face."