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"Do you know from which filling the government is controlling your mind?"
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"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."
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'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...
"Are you a gambling man?"
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'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' - 'Be patient, I'm coming to it.'
'What sort of filling do you want?'
'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!
"The tooth has to come out anyway, no reason why we can't have a little fun."
"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."
Licensed to drill.
'We're testing a new drill-free laser system. YOu won't even need Novocain.'
'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'
'£60 for pulling a tooth. Isn't that a bit much?' - 'Yes, but your yelling chased away some of our clients.'
'But you said it was only a small filling.'
We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.
"You don't have to worry about my teeth. Bucky Sims talked me out of my candy."
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'That's it, then . . .there's no way you can fine tune my fillings so I can pick up HD radio?'
Woke up an hour later, cavity filled, teeth cleaned. (woman has shot man with a tranquiliser dart).
"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."
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'By golly, this cavity is so deep I'll have to get at it through your ear...just kidding!'
'If I strike a nerve, just blink your left eye, there's a good chap.'
"I didn't know umpteen was a real word."
'This metal detector works good. Look, it's finding my fillings!' 'Are you sure it's not a solid rock detector?'
'I have this empty feeling inside me.'