Film Awards Cartoons and Comics

"I can't believe 'Jackass' wasn't nominated. What was the Academy thinking?"

Barry Jenkins, Damien Chazelle, Peter Farrelly, Alfonso Cuaron, Ryan Coogler, Bradley Coooper

"This ought to bring in the young demographic!"

"Unfortunately, Lance can't be here tonight to accept this award. But it's a thrill and an honor for me to accept it on his behalf on my way over to his place with his small onion and pepperoni."

"And the award for best script adapted from a text message or tweet goes to..."

'Oh my gosh, I never even knew that there was an award for 'worst drama'! Thank you! Thank you!'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

"And the award for the best interruption of an oscar speech goes to...The woodwinds."

"It's Oscar time - there's that special tingle in the air."

"For the best picture having not won anything, thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Winner! Surveillance video of the year made here.

"And now, the award for 'Best Movie about a bunch of really stupid guys'...."

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

"..And the best product placement in a film award goes to..."

Ricky Gervais.

'And now for BEST MOVIE ERODING AMERICA'S MORAL VALUES...'

The Oscars - Sick Bucket

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"And the award for best interruption of an oscar speech goes to. . . The Woodwinds."

"When they give his stalker an award for 'Best Supporting Role' I know something is wrong with this business."