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"I can't believe 'Jackass' wasn't nominated. What was the Academy thinking?"
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barry jenkins, damien chazelle, peter farrelly, alfonso cuaron, ryan coogler, bradly cooper, oscars, oscar, academy awards, academy award, filmmaker, filmmakers, director, directors, awards season, film award, film awards, movie award, film industry, movie industry, nominee, nominees, nomination, nominations"This ought to bring in the young demographic!"
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delivery man, delivery men, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, pizza, takeout, takeouts, takeaway, takeaways, takeout pizza, takeout pizzas, takeaway pizza, takeaway pizzas, award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, lazy, laziness, deliveryman, deliverymen, delivery person, delivery people, acceptance speech, acceptance speeches, disrespect, disrespectful, disregard, disregarding, movie award, movie awards, film award, film awards"And the award for best script adapted from a text message or tweet goes to..."
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"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."
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award, awards, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, spotlight, recognition, film awards, movie awards, award, awards, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, speech, speeches, 15 minutes, fifteen minutes, fame, famous, star, stars, grabbing the spotlight, award ceremony, award ceremonies, moment in the spotlight, savor, savors, savoring, savour, savours, savouring'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."
"And the award for the best interruption of an oscar speech goes to...The woodwinds."
"It's Oscar time - there's that special tingle in the air."
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cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, cat person, cat people, award ceremony, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, award ceremony, film fan, film fans, movie fan, movie fans, film awards, move awards, chore, chores, housework, household chore, household chores"For the best picture having not won anything, thereby being eliminated from this category..."
"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."
"And now, the award for 'Best Movie about a bunch of really stupid guys'...."
Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.
'And now for BEST MOVIE ERODING AMERICA'S MORAL VALUES...'
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oscars, film, media, news, film award, film awards, oscar award, oscar awards, film academy, film academies, actor, actors, actress, actresses, hollywood, movie award, movie awards, best film, cinema, cinemasI know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!
"And the award for best interruption of an oscar speech goes to. . . The Woodwinds."
"If the Oscars handed out participation trophies."
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