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Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball
"What happened to 'Erotica'?"
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"At least it looks more like home now..."
Policeman directs lunatic threatening to assassinate the Prime Minister to Downing Street.
'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'
"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"
'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)
'Darling...your super is in the oven' (Policeman's superintendent in the oven)
"I don't believe in self-censorship."
'People just don't understand that a bad man's hard to find, too.'
Extra Strong Dirt Remover.
'Just look at this filth and vandalism, Judith. Course, I guess we should just be thankful we live in a world where asterisk, ampersand, pound sign, exclamation mark is as vulgar as it'll ever get.'
'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'
'Wash Me' written on dirty man
'Don't argue. Just get in there and polute the water.'
'Look at the dust and dirt down here. Should've got you a vacuum instead.'
'This table cloth is filthy.' - 'Remember, we have been open since 1996.'
'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'
'What this world needs is more soap!'
'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'
'When mime children touch the walls with dirty hands.'
"I wish I knew how you managed to get so filthy at work everyday!"