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'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'
'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'
"When I pass away, don't make the announcement until after the closing bell so as not to affect the stock market."
"No more last requests."
"Will that be all, sir?"
Friends and family spread the ashes of famed hairstylist Enrico Simone.
At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.
'. . . And this is our computer that sends out final demands.'
'Would anyone like a final request?'
'A final request? How about a bullet-proof vest?'
'It was his last wish.'
Do you want to be buried or cremated? - I'm not sure... - Well, would you rather risk being buried alive or burned alive? - Okay, okay. Cremated. - That wasn't so difficult, was it?
My final request? Put the blindfold on the firing squad!
"When they strap me in the electric chair, will you hold my hand?"
"Any final requests?"